Back in my world, musketeers were a kind of knights. And me and my pals, Donald and Goofy, wanted be musketeers more than anythin' in the world. But Captain Pete wouldn't let us... he said we weren't fit for protectin' anybody.

'Course, back then, Captain Pete was up ta no good. He wanted ta take over the kingdom, and...

[Oops, getting ahead of himself.]

I almost forgot! See, Minnie was a princess!